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Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license! --- An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 'Wal-Mart...
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, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license!
she rushes home and gives me the best time an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love.” He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship!
'Why Wal-Mart?' 'These days, about half the stuff in my shopping cart says: 'For fast relief.'' senior joke one liners joke collection joke compilation old age ageing short jokes Dislike Like Who Gave This Lady a License? Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both ...
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license! --- An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 'Wal-Mart...