Agent Goodman: I'll make sure the officers are aware of that. I'm actually your assigned psychologist. I'm here to discuss some of the other claims you made while intoxicated. POI-5602: Right. You smoke? POI-5602 offers Agent Goodman a cigarette. Agent Goodman: No, I'm trying to qui...
The lead SCP-3922-A then confiscates and disposes of the offending cigarette, and informs Smokes McGee that this incident has already been reported to his supervisor. Note: Assigning a fictional narrative to nonfictional footage appears to meet SCP-3922's criteria for "fiction". Subject: The ...
SCP-5572-1-A:FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SOMEHOW STILL DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON — WELCOME TO HELL. IF YOU'RE HERE, IT MEANS YOUR FAMILY DIDN'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO PUT AN "R.I.P" ON YOUR GRAVESTONE. AND WE KNOW WHAT ETERNAL LAW SAYS FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT REST IN PEACE. The Cr...