SCP-8008: THE NOVELTY GLASSES - A COGNITOHAZARDOUS PIECE OF EYEWEAR THAT ALLOWS THE USER TO FALL IN LOVE WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING. BECAUSE OF YOUR COGNITIVE RESISTANCE VALUE YOU HAVE RECEIVED CLASS-5 AUTHORIZATION TO TEST THEM ON SCP-173, SCP-682, and SCP-096. ...
—PERFORM EXPERIMENTS ON LIVE SCP SUBJECTS— SCP-8008: THE NOVELTY GLASSES – A COGNITOHAZARDOUS PIECE OF EYEWEAR THAT ALLOWS THE USER TO FALL IN LOVE WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING. BECAUSE OF YOUR COGNITIVE RESISTANCE VALUE YOU HAVE RECEIVED CLASS-5 AUTHORIZATION TO TEST THEM ON SCP-173. ...