"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away." - Wilson Mizner "Do not save your loving speeches For your friends till they are dead; Do not write them on their tombstones, Speak them rather now instead." - Anna Cummins ...
Tombstones. Why was it so loud in the cemetary?Because of all the coffin. What do ghosts put in their bras?BOOOObies! Did you hear about the ghost haunting the hen house?It was a poultry-geist! What do you call a hungy Weiner dog on Halloween?A hallow Weiner. What is a mummies fav...