youruntheriskofhumiliation—andofhavingunsavorystrangersrespond—ifyouuseitwhenyou’reshoppingwithyourMalteseinHomeDepot.Becareful,too,ofsound-a-likes.MyfriendClarehadalwayslikedthenameVenus,whichsuggestedbothstrengthandbeauty—until,thatis,shehearditusedonthebeach.Ittookawhileforhertorealizethatthedog’s...