But, think about what it means for my kids to hear you ask if they’re “real brothers.” Stop and consider what they might think when people ask casual questions about their place in our family. My kids share a room. They share toys. They share parental attention. Sometimes, they shar...
To be totally fair to Kaylee, she really didn’t bug him all that much, but he’s had kids be very mean to him, so he doesn’t like them. He just wasn’t himself with her around, and it took him longer than usual to recover from his dental this time, so I gave him much att...
This was definitely one of our favorite games as kids, but we’re not entirely sure why. Damn, we were seriously easily amused as children. After all, playing Jenga basically consists of stacking wooden blocks atop each other and then pulling them back out, piece by piece until it falls, ...
“cans” makes a change from the tiresome dance clichés of sexual prowess and bling / cash / cars. If David Guetta was flogging this kind of gold dust to spotty braced-up American kids in Miami instead of the dross he currently churns out along with Pitbull, Flo Rida et al, the ...
I pulled her into the bathroom, and while she washed her hands, I quickly explained that Maleficent was actually a mommy named Angelina Jolie. After her job pretending to be scary, she puts down her horns and pulls on her jeans and has dinner with her kids. Just a mom. ...
He told those closest to him that he had kids, trying to appeal to any remaining humanity. Some protected him and helped drag him back toward the Capitol, where Albright and others pulled him away from further harm. Besides a heart attack, Fanone would be diagnosed with...
This embarrassing state of affairs might be likened to the time when Betty Crocker polled as the second-most-admired woman in America (behind Eleanor Roosevelt, who had the advantage of being a real person) or when kids voted Hulk Hogan their favorite athlete a few years back. For Donald Tr...
15. They blow their damn horn at the thought of telling someone they're wearing ripped jeans like they don't already know: ʟᴜᴄᴀ ʟᴜsʜ 🌺 @LUCALUSH baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself? me (smart & woke): why r there holes in...
This embarrassing state of affairs might be likened to the time when Betty Crocker polled as the second-most-admired woman in America (behind Eleanor Roosevelt, who had the advantage of being a real person) or when kids voted Hulk Hogan their favorite athlete a few years back. For Donald Tr...