We bet you still laugh though. So enjoy these awfully bad jokes. 60 Really Bad Jokes Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot. I was having a bad day so I bought a bottle of vodka, gin and whisky and put them in an elevator and sent them to the to...
Making the Best of a Bad Situation First of all, if you're a tree, how are you reading this? You don't even have eyes! Secondly, you're stuck where you were planted unless some people figure out a way to move you somewhere else. Not always a good idea, though. Reddit.com/questio...
Reddit.com/Sissoka But you know what they say, if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again. If you get off the horse, you have to get back up. Is it working? Is he motivated? Onward, knight of cups! Bottlenose Dolph-Grin Dolphins are both extremely intelligent and friendly....
Sure, he “Might have died a millionaire / But lookin’ at them empty chairs,” Davis arrives at the conclusion, “Guess I ain’t got it that bad.” Davis paints a picture that money isn’t the same as authentic relationships and certainly doesn’t buy happiness – it is not important...
27. Why do ghosts make bad liars? Because you can see right through them. 28. Why does a calendar always seem popular? Because it has lots of dates. 29. Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze. ...
Rory then jokes that maybe they should just let the monsters “gobble him up.” This, as you have probably already guessed, will become regarded as a very bad move. The Doctor happens to see George nervously spying out his window, and decides that he may have found the child he’s ...
The same young people who take to Reddit to scream about how corrupt the current leaders arealso don't bother to vote for different ones. "What's the point of leaving the house on election day," they say, "the whole system is rigged!" Convenient, considering you didn't feel like leavi...
One of the most epic mix-ups in the history of the Academy Awards could have been the result of a faulty envelope design as much as bad backstage distribution. Show more Feb. 27, 2017 9:25 PM PT Share Watch all of the musical performances from the show By Tra...
It’s bad luck to be superstitious. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. I was born to be a pessimist – my blood type is B Negative. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restrain...
then we must be watching different shows. They trade slaps (Yas hits first) before the episode closes with happier times. Sure, Yas was trying to keep it together after her dad’s swan dive, but never will this duo be as close as making bad taste jokes and pouring one out for Charles...