79. “Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.”—Morgan Freeman 80. “There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, ...
I used to think drinking was bad, so I stopped thinking. There’s no beer in heaven, so we might as well drink it here. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart Let’s get drunk, make mistakes, and blame it on the alcohol.See...
28. “I have a very powerful form of alcoholism. I finally gave up and accepted the fact that if I even smell too much booze, I’m going to start drinking again. That’s just how I am.”– John Rzeznik 29. “Let us be clear and concise on this point: Alcoholism is a disease....
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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. ~Mignon McLaughlin,The Neurotic’s Notebook So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. ...
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14. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” -Homer Simpson 15. “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame! Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dre...
10)“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.”— N.F. Simpson 11)“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink thi...
Top 20 Drinking Quotes of All Timeby Jenny An on Oct 27, 2015 in Culture Writers and musicians have a long, storied history with alcohol, and that intimacy with the bottle shows through in the memorable lines these artists have dropped over the years. Check out our picks for the top 20...
Brian: I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The Alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / ...