And did you notice something really funny? No what? Tell me! Did you ever notice that things that are far away look smaller? And things that are nearby look bigger! Do you realize how strange that is? Strange? That’s not strange at all! Thats just perspective, just like it happens ...
As a child, I observed that dead animals did not breathe or move about like live ones. I saw that they shriveled up and began to smell funny, or were squashed beyond recognition. I saw that dogs hit by cars screamed in pain and that animals looked sick before they died. I saw that ...
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of Usenet. If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. The future of the aircraft industry is still the responsibility...
We forget that first we must know the meaning of plus. It is possible for your mind to be so open that your brain falls out. Just because I have pain doesn't mean I have to be one. The Difference I got up early one morning and rushed right into the day; I had so much to...
Sure, you can spend six bucks on a pre-made card (that is only moderately funny) to give them on their special day. Or, you can DIY some funny birthday cards that are actually hilarious! It’s up to you, but you can guess what we recommend. ...
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Don't joke around...!! It's not funny at all!! Do we not have enough money to repair the ship anymore... because I lost the 200 million!? We just don't have enough money, right? Since the world-class shipyard probably charges world-class prices... Luffy: No, that's not it...
This song used to be a lot longer, and was kind of a pop-ska half rip-off of the Jackmove song drunken tiger. The lyrics were kinda funny if you didn't take into account that they are really true. People used to be REALLY nice to me for no reason. I was never an important per...