really bad luck or you're subconsciously seeking out experiences that'll make you tougher because you end up having one of the accidents that as a climber you just kind of can't have and continue. For some reason you decided to do a remodel yourself and you fricking cut your finger off...
This will impress the judge and shorten your prison sentence. But ya’ gotta’ be able to do it with a straight face. Good luck with that! A sure fire way out of trouble in Germany is to admit your wrong headedness and apologize to the local Jewish community. A donation will be ...