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I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today. Now my jaw’s all methed up. I got some salt in my eye Now it’s see salt. What do you call a guy with an ear fetish. Hard for hearing. My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall. ...
Christmas Puns With Amazing Punchlines fizkes/Shutterstock What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's workshop?A rebel without a Claus! How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?They use Santa-tizer! How do Santa's little helpers keep warm during cold d...
The ones we have at Elorde are real boxersamateur or professional, and they know how to block a punch. With your friend, kahit anong sabihin mo, magakaka-pikunan kayo, and before you know it, youll be fighting for real! He laughs. If you do decide to spar with a friend, pull ...
He tunneled through the schottky barrier and punched-through an insulated gate, thus avoiding the mesa's guard ring. Waving Debye, he then beta swift retreat in a stolon standard model alpha. His last meal was to have been erg and pawn curie .He was charged with the interference, ...
Football and humor: Both are about scoring with style! Football: where every play is a chance to ‘tackle’ a joke! Why follow plays when you can follow punchlines? In the league of laughs, every footballer is a comedian in cleats!
Feeling eel? Must’ve caught a cold fish. You’re kraken me up – let’s not get shellfish with the laughs! That’s not just fintastic, it’s fintacular! Having a whale of a time – until I sea the bill! Don’t be koi, spill the fish-tea!
Typically beginning with the question “Knock, knock,” these jokes invite participation, as the responder asks, “Who’s there?” The humor lies in the punchline, delivered by the initial speaker, which often involves a pun or a play on words. ...
I told Anne about my fellowship at the N&O. Anne had worked on the Duke student newspaper decades ago with someone she knew had recently been at the N&O, so she sent us emails and encouraged us to get lunch. I had lunch with this stranger man a few times over the summer, and it...
Lobsters would get along a lot better with the other shellfish if they weren’t always trying to lobster things up. My dad was a fisherman, but he quit because his net income wasn’t high enough Never fall in love with a blowfish. You’ll always get re-puffed. ...