Painful Puns: Pick your punishment from groaner jokes, agonizing one-liners, sick punch lines, viral memes, and pun-ful word play jokes that hurt so good. Ouch!
Typically beginning with the question “Knock, knock,” these jokes invite participation, as the responder asks, “Who’s there?” The humor lies in the punchline, delivered by the initial speaker, which often involves a pun or a play on words. These jokes thrive on the element of surprise...
The ones we have at Elorde are real boxersamateur or professional, and they know how to block a punch. With your friend, kahit anong sabihin mo, magakaka-pikunan kayo, and before you know it, youll be fighting for real! He laughs. If you do decide to spar with a friend, pull ...
Christmas Puns With Amazing Punchlines fizkes/Shutterstock What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's workshop?A rebel without a Claus! How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?They use Santa-tizer! How do Santa's little helpers keep warm during cold d...
With her blonde hair, Lydia Tár would fit right in the Tárgaryens Tweet may have been deleted Sure, some may consider puns to be the lowest form of comedy. And, yes, it is a little ridiculous for a joke with the same punchline to crack me up every time. But Lydia Tár and her ...
Feeling eel? Must’ve caught a cold fish. You’re kraken me up – let’s not get shellfish with the laughs! That’s not just fintastic, it’s fintacular! Having a whale of a time – until I sea the bill! Don’t be koi, spill the fish-tea!
My wife sighed, “Why does everything have to be a game with you?”I replied, “An excellent question, my dear. But next time, please use the buzzer!” "Guess who I bumped into on my way to the optometrist.""Who?""Everyone." A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana ...
Lobsters would get along a lot better with the other shellfish if they weren’t always trying to lobster things up. My dad was a fisherman, but he quit because his net income wasn’t high enough Never fall in love with a blowfish. You’ll always get re-puffed. ...
Dad may be the king of punchlines, but this Father’s Day he’ll be on the receiving end with these jokes... Want 25% Off Your First Order? Sign up to print your memories and save Get Offer *Valid on Classic Book products only and the first month of a New Subscription. ...
I had lunch with this stranger man a few times over the summer, and it was very pleasant (he’s great; I just didn’t ask him if I could include his name in this blog post so I’m not doing so). In July (I started the fellowship at the end of May), I got an email from ...