The real #5 – Peeing inside someone. A whole #1, while penetrating them. #6 – Same thing as #5 but taking a shit on them instead. #7 – Forced ejaculation #8 – Vegetables in orifices, coming out. – The #1 (pun intended) defense against Zombies is making a house out of sugary...
Crap, My Bathroom Looks Like A Public Toilet, and There’s a Girl Coming Over You don’t have to retile your bathroom (which we assume does not have actual urinals in it, we hope) for your Tinder date, especially if you’re living in a rental. But there are a few easy ways to ...
Importantly, don’t let the chance of poop scare you away from trying anal sex if you're otherwise interested. “You shouldn’t be afraid to try sexual practices that you enjoy,” says Markland. Keep in mind, it’s also about who you do it with: “Choose amazing partners/lovers to ha...
fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it...
Come out now... All that splatters is the poop that's mine but it's still the seat I wreck All that splatters Is recognized, 'cus its yours What'd you expect? And it splatters all the pants of mine and where it goes: not dry!
Though it has been wet this month and not particularly hot (given global warming), it certainly has been no year without a summer. There was, however, a tempest raging in the minds and hearts of the cast and crew of Frankenstein Upstairs. Regular power in the theater was out due, I ...
1. It’s not coming out, or resembles rabbit droppings “An empty toilet bowl is the worst case scenario, but, aside from that, stool that lacks cohesion, has small particulates, and is eliminated in multiple, small pieces is a classic sign of constipation,” Sheth says. If it’s harder...
colours already just so you can pick one that you like (actually mostly primary colours, and no brown at all from what I can see). The space nuns are more of a speciality faction and it existing does not preclude women existing elsewhere. So does this mean there should be male space ...
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I’m not above going to the bathroom whenever there’s an opening that leads underground. I am, however, not interested in pissing orshitting in my floral pantiesand skinny jeans. I wasn’t always like this though. When I was a kid, I never shit in school. I’d squirm my way throug...