" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!" Tell me of this thing you humans callshort dramatic pauselove. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be...
Blame it on all the romantic comedies we grew up with, but personally, I think there’s *nothing* better than a delightfully nerdy pickup line. I know, I know—pickup lines often get a bad rap because they can, admittedly, be a little cringe. But! When delivered correctly (and to...
Nerdy pick up lines will grab the attention of that special guy or girl whom you want to date. These pick-up liners are super funny for any dork to enjoy and share.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow. I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you. My servers never go down... but I do! Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? My...
You can shoot the object of your interests a funny pickup line to make them laugh, something a little nerdy and cute based on an eye-catching part of their profile (Harry Potter pun, anyone?), or even an outright cheesy pickup line to ensure you catch their attention. You’ll find a...
This is one of the worst pick up lines because it is just plain weird. 49. I Like Legos, You Like Legos, Why Don’t We Build A Relationship? Unlessyou're both in high school, this is a questionable chat-up line to use. 50. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And baby, I’...
(Though in a weird way, I think you kind of enjoyed the attention, another trait which I get from you). Sorry for setting you up with an ex-con that one time. I swear I just wanted to put a smile on your face (besides, the guy could tell a joke). Then again, if you don’...
Sorry for making you the butt of so many jokes, the ones you laughed at even as you probably wondered when I would either shut the hell up or turn my sarcasm elsewhere. (Though in a weird way, I think you kind of enjoyed the attention, another trait which I get from you). ...
This is one of the worst pick up lines because it is just plain weird. 49. I Like Legos, You Like Legos, Why Don’t We Build A Relationship? Unless you're both in high school, this is a questionable chat-up line to use.