To put things succinctly, if you dropped your phone in water and it won't turn on, you're going to need to take it in for repair as you most likely have a hardware problem or a damaged display or battery. But before that, you can still try getting some data out of it by using ...
HIM: Well, you can't do that because there's a copyright on the proofs and I doubt the copy shop would do that for you. HER: Oh, like they'd care. It's self-service so they won't even know. HIM: Heh. HER: I don't know if they'd come out very good if we enlarged them...