Among the colorful cast of the hit cartoon sitcom, the Peter Griffin quotes prove there's probably no more amusing character in the series. After all, it's this goofy, dimwitted man from which the show's name is derived. Father, husband, and often the driver for setting up sporadic gags...
Brian Griffin : We can't afford that U2 song, but they will pay us to play one off their new album. Stewie Griffin : Baths kill, Chris. I will not become another statistic. Stewie Griffin : Thanks, Brian. The poop was in there when I got in. Peter Griffin : I wish I had ...
Jump to: Quotes(5) Quotes Meg Griffin:I can't believe Grandpa's dead. Lois Griffin:Well, he did kinda treat us like crap, but yes, it is a tragedy. Brian Griffin:It is a tragedy. Lois Griffin:Excuse us. Brian Griffin:Yeah, we'll be right back. ...
Homer doesn’t help Marge with the housework and is a pretty negligent parent, but he’s a saint compared to Peter Griffin. Peter doesn’t just refuse to help Lois with anything around the house; he actively makes her life harder. RELATED:Family Guy: The 4 Best (& 5 Worst) Recurring ...
Peter's Got Woods: Directed by Chuck Klein, Zac Moncrief, Peter Shin. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon in the form of the man himself.
Quotes Brian Griffin : All we need is one incriminating entry in this date book and that's our ticket to... [Brian and Stewie notice Peter and Lois lying on the couch, nude] Peter Griffin : Hey, Brian. What's up? Brian Griffin : Uh, hi, uh, Lois... Peter. Brian Griffin...
Stewie Griffin:[she sets the turkey down on the counter]Yeah, that's the sound a rich family's turkey makes. Lois Griffin:There's still a lot more groceries in the car. Brian Griffin:Well, it's not a race. Take a break. Lois Griffin:Ugh, if you knew how close we were to puttin...
Peter's Def Jam: Directed by Joe Vaux, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room.
Peter Griffin : Don't thank me, Lois, thank my ancestors for living lives of greatness. Joe Swanson : [to his fellow cops] Okay, guys, just take her away. Brian Griffin : [points to Peter's panic room] Peter, what is that? Peter Griffin : Well, I got the idea to build a...
Brian Griffin (Chewbacca) : [makes a growling noise, then spits] Always gargle before I travel. Wakka Wakka! Ok, let's go. Chris (Luke Skywalker) : They're coming too fast! Peter (Han Solo) : A nickel for every time I had that problem. Stewie (Darth Vader) : My God, look...