Peter Griffin : Wow, thanks, Joe. You can count on me. [Carter takes the disguise off] Peter Griffin : Aw, Carter, you just missed Joe Workingman. Carter Pewterschmidt : [amused laugh] Oh, I think he'll know I was here. [he starts laughing diabolically, and Peter joins in ne...
[laughing] Joe Swanson:Oh, man. Peter Griffin:Okay, let's just carve the turkey. Meg Griffin:Oh, Aunt Karen already carved it. Peter Griffin:She did? But that's my thing. I always do my "Are you a leg man or a breast man?" joke. ...
If Bill Gates is a genius, this man definitely belongs on the other end of the spectrum. Nonetheless, who’s laughing on his way to the bank? It’s Peter Griffin, of course. This man obviously loves his alcohol more than his own life, but then again, it’s also the very thing that...
Seriously, what the hell just happened? We’re not even in Los Angeles so why the heck did this spider decide to turn into Blake Griffin? I did all that I could to locate this amazing half-spider /half-chameleon, part-time dunk champion, but there was nothing I could do other than t...
One track from the Byrds’The Notorious Byrd Brothers(“Wasn’t Born to Follow”) was used inEasy Rider, but Fonda revealed that another cut from the same LP almost made it too. “Had ‘Draft Morning’ in the long version,” he remarked in Sid Griffin’s Gram Parsons bio. “In one ...
Peter Griffin : Go to hell you mutant offspring of comedy people. [Brian is sitting on the couch reading a book; Peter sneaks up behind him laughing and shocks him] Brian Griffin : Ow! Damn it, Peter! Stop it! I gotta tell you, you're pissing me off worse than when I watched ...
[laughing with the other bar patrons] Peter Griffin:Oh, no, I don't want money. I just want to get to know you and be friends, so I can finally have a real dad who loves and respects me. Mickey:You can't be me son. You and me are nothing alike. Just ask me sheep, O'Brian...
Peter Griffin: Uh, Meg, uh, I got sixteen candles for your birthday cake. How does that sound? Meg Griffin: That's not right. Peter Griffin: So, less... more... too many... uh, not enough...? Meg Griffin: You stupid son of a bitch! You don't even know how old I am! Lo...