People used to come in and even though there was a HUGE ‘please wait to be seated’, customers would sit down at dirty tables. When they did that I would walk by them, sometimes I’d refill ‘their coffee’ or say ‘can I get you anything else?’ The customer would say ‘We have...
Okay, GOOOOODBYE. I've actually heard of this way too often. I get it, sometimes you just can't make it to the bathroom. I've had a little boy pee in front of me at work and his mom grabbed him and ran out the door without cleaning it. Ew, ew, ew. Read More:Sick! Illinois...
My father told me a story in between driving me to one place or another (driving everywhere, we spent the whole trip in the car: visiting the rehab facility where he had spent nearly 15 years, visiting his mother and stepfather, driving to see this or that relative), in the story he ...
(though that’s a plus), but to have access to a bathroom that’s been sanitized for my protection. I would rather pee on the street than enter the ninth circle of hell better known as the porta-potty. Picture the poophouse scene in “Slumdog Millionaire.” Or don’t. I still have...
Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a ...
So, I asked you to stop forwarding me the bizarrely unsuitable people that Match and OkCupid have bizarrely deemed suitable. But now I say… screw it. Things have gotten quite busy here at the It’s Not a Match home office (i.e. my couch and/or toilet), and with talks of a ...
Footpath: A winding path for people to walk along, often in the countryside, usually just tracks, are rarely surfaced or lit, often stony.
Anyone familiar with one often-used sarcastic response knows that bears do, to put it euphemistically, poop in the woods. If you've ever walked down a city street or spent time on a farm, you probably understand that all manner of animals from pigeons to pigs have ab...
I could sit in my classroom and answer questions and be told that I was right, that I was smart. I could walk to the bathroom and sit down on the toilet in peace even if there were kids all around me. I could talk and laugh with my friends and nobody was going to mock me. My...
It BURST! I thought my doctor was joking when he said it would pop like a balloon, but it truly did that! Water gushed out, luckily into the toilet. I shrieked from surprise, and then I called David from the toilet to tell him what had happened. ...