After about a minute, GS goes downstairs and comes back with my roommate's shoe in his mouth. Looking around to make sure my roommate is not around, he quietly goes into my roommate's room and carefully places the shoe next to D's face (who is still asleep) and then goes into my ...
“Well, I may get a bit *** on for this but my son lies a lot. We’ve been trying to curb and tackle the problem for a while but his autism does make it difficult and he has difficulty parting attention at the best of times. Anyway… recently he took his Nintendo 2DS to school...
21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance ...
Moms of boys skid into the parking lot sideways, dressed for battle with army fatigues, sneakers, hair pulled back in ponytails and sunglasses on so they don’t have to make eye contact with the principal. “Get over here,” They yell. “Hey you! Get in the van NOW! Let’s go! Le...
8."I like inflatable pool toys a bit more than I'm supposed to. My IRL friends and family don't need to know that inflatables and their squeaky noises turn me on." 9."I love being called ‘good girl’ in bed. Like excessively. Will instantly make me go from enjoying the sex to ...
2."We were at my now-husband's place getting ready for bed one night when he left the room to 'get something.' Well, I popped out of the room and caught him naked and bent over in the hallway, spreading his butt cheeks so I wouldn't hear him fart. We laugh about that to this...
She went in and double-checked that the lady was dead and very kindly explained that it was normal for recently dead folks to make noises like that." —Anonymous 2. "A woman in our nursing home was dead. She wasn't breathing, but her heart was still beating because she had an ...
1."My wife makes sex noises while she sleeps. I didn't tell her about it until after she went on a weekend trip with her friends and they said something about it." 2."I was friends with my husband for 16 years before we got engaged and moved in together. That's when I found ou...
I often hear some noises that are more than the old house settling or things rattling in the wind. The really funny one: In the staff kitchen, my colleague and I were on opposite sides of the room, suddenly heard someone loudly break wind. This was directly in the middle of the room....