You gotta love fathers, but they don't always make it easy. Something happens to their brains when they become dads as if they have become part of a crazy father cult. They wear New Balance sneakers and 100-year-old t-shirts, constantly moan about the lights, and get fixated on the t...
So as I approach the couch, my teenage brain goes "Slide into your seat, you'll look so cool." It was not cool. The moment I hit the cushion on the other side, I knew something was wrong. I didn't feel any pain, just a strange discomfort coming from the left thigh. I shift a...