A couple of chavs are doing a crossword, "I'm stuck on 2 down, "flightless bird from Iceland" (6, and 7), mate replies, 'Thats easy ya muppet, 'frozen chicken', innit' Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says, "Give me a couple of shots please", The barman says, "what's...
one of three films scheduled for release at Christmas. “I hate to use the word ‘E.T.’--that’s sacrilege,” says Fox Chairman Joe Roth. But he used the word anyway, making it clear that Fox hopes “Edward Scissorhands” will connect with audiences the way the 1982 Steven Spielberg ...
An Oscar column on the cusp of August is largely intangible, and certainly subjective – much more so than anything that could spring up in the midst of the season. The lack of knowledge is vast, but it also provides the final stage for rampant speculation above all else. For many, that...