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By Corey Haim Hi, You may know me from such things as the movie 'Lost Boys' and being dead today. What you may not know is that I ... Debate: What is the best time zone? By Glenn and Jake Stop. Immediately look to the upper right hand corner of your computer monitor or iPed ...
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“Ah, the early Seventies,” Grandpa said. “Terrible time. Here, help me with this.” He tossed me a pair of dirty gardening gloves and I fumbled with putting on the gloves and stuffing my cellphone in my pocket at the same time while Grandpa tipped the pot over on its side. “Tho...
In the time honored tradition of the British seaside holiday camps toward the end of every season the ‘talent’ would become somewhat scarce. Good looking men were thin on the ground and finding a decent shag became more of a quest than a game. My best friend ‘L’ and I would ritually...
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D Every time I look at the many recent orders on my online shopping account, or I receive a new package on my doorstep, I get a feeling of happiness that is hard to give up. Although I know that my shopping habits are bad for the planet, I just can’t stop. But Ann-Christine Du...
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After some time, with my eyes closed, I began to enjoy this wonderful play of colors and forms, which it really was a pleasure to observe. Then I went to sleep and the next day I was fine. I felt quite fresh, like a newborn. —Albert Hofmann ...