By Corey Haim Hi, You may know me from such things as the movie 'Lost Boys' and being dead today. What you may not know is that I ... Debate: What is the best time zone? By Glenn and Jake Stop. Immediately look to the upper right hand corner of your computer monitor or iPed ...
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Disc jockey farted as he charged to defeat the mccoy I'm a rhyming rap wizard, rhymes are like venom Bite em, you'll die, and i just say "to hell with him" Why should i care for you suckers out there Shoot you down in every battle, you still scream "unfair!" Time for a rumble...
This quote turns bathroom time into a fun little game. It starts when you naturally look straight ahead and notice the initial invitation to play toilet ping pong. Of course, you can’t ignore it, and you will definitely look to the left. And since you’ve already started, you might as...
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Be a Mom, came out in April I’ve been feeling all the feels: excited, nervous, hopeful, proud, you know, the emotions a new mom normally experiences after welcoming her baby into the world. But I haven’t sat down to fully process those feelings until now because who has time to ...
D Every time I look at the many recent orders on my online shopping account, or I receive a new package on my doorstep, I get a feeling of happiness that is hard to give up. Although I know that my shopping habits are bad for the planet, I just can’t stop. But Ann-Christine Du...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.] Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? Wh...
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out. Ross: All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off. Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on. (Ross opens the door and steps into the living room. He has...
The Brunette team down below is living it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at ...