Paraprosdokian one liners about love and relationships Take my wife—please. ~Henny Youngman Henny Youngman was the first comedian to use the line “Take my wife—please!” Perwikipedia, he later explained it as a misinterpretation: in the mid-1930s he took his wife to a show and asked...
And Shakespeare being Shakespeare, he adds an extra chuckle with the additional toilet-humour line of making great P’s! By my life, this is my lady’s hand: these be her very C’s, her U’s, and her T’s; and thus makes she her great P’s. Queen Elizabeth laughing at a Shakes...
One-Liner Jokes About Animals Monkey Business Images/Shutterstock The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. A fish swam into a concrete wall. Dam! I saw a parade of rabbits hopping backward. It was crazy, I'd never seen a receding hare line like that. I...
These quotes, questions, and statements will cut to the chase and spark the, ';HmmmI never thought of that before!' section of your gray matter. Some are funny, some are convicting. Each is thought-provoking. Bring a little simplicity back to your complicated life. Don't expect the ...
Creating one line that your story can be summed up with is a lot of pressure. My husband and I joke that when we are buried, we would have “He ate well” on his tombstone. Mine would read “She did, too” because we are real foodies and have shared many great meals all over the...
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One night I was in the players' parking lot at the Fleet Center in my Celtics warm-ups about a half hour before a game, waiting for one of my dealers to come up from Fall River, because if I didn't get my stuff I was too sick to even go through the pre-game layup line, ...
One Life to Live: Created by Agnes Nixon. With Erika Slezak, Michael Storm, Michael Easton, Kristen Alderson. One Life to Live centres takes place in the fictional town of Llanview, PA.around the wealthy Lord family, and the middle-class Woleks and Riley
Each of us has to___the book of life line by line, moment by moment and trust that our story will be brought to its perfect end. 1. A.concernedB.annoyedC.frightenedD.embarrassed 2. A.impatienceB.difficultyC.influenceD.effort 3. A.demanding...
The One and Only: Directed by Carl Reiner. With Henry Winkler, Kim Darby, Gene Saks, William Daniels. Henry Winkler portrays an outrageously self-confident but out-of-work actor, a young man who dreams of stardom and leaves college to pursue fame and for