Lest you’re thinking that I’ve crossed the line completely to where a grumpy old man sits on his front porch yelling at the clouds, let me say that I do have sympathy for young people growing up in today’s world. And because of my gender, special empathy for young males. It seems...
The guy dressed as a dog at Disneyland, that is. Not the planet. Victor: Pluto’s not a planet. Minus 10 points. Better find some clear plastic. me: UNICORNS ARE PERFECT AND PLUTO IS A PLANET. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A DIVORCE?? Victor: Oh, that reminds me. For the murder you ...
While her sister got married in Summer, to that guy who works at the ministry , Lara was sad when her sister moved out. However ,she got used to it now. Having a brother-in-law is also interesting , as Malcom is so nice to Lara and he treats her just as if she’s his younger...
For example, I wore my favorite muscle shirt (yes, I still enjoy showing off the python-like biceps I was known for back in the day) this morning when my little dog Cricket and I walked a mile between showers, but that was about it because the clouds were threatening more rain, and ...
Looking to the crowd and seeing the clouds of green gas sudden burst forth, Emil's eyes quickly darted around the rooftops, looking for the culprit. As he was doing so, he drew the crossbow slung on his shoulder, loading it and preparing to shoot whoever the hell decided to crash this ...
the color is so brightly and deeply saturated in the tired, stained sidewalk cement, or the fact that it’s spring and raining, always, or that her chalk drawings have become older, or that she’s still young enough to want to draw a rainbow anchored in white puffy clouds on her own....
If you show anyone with a trace of travel DNA in her/his blood a photo like this – maybe even without clouds if you can dig one up – the most probable answer sounds like this: “Oh, Norway, so beautiful! I need to put it on my Bucket List.” The next question naturally is ...
Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says: “Never mind, found one!” car joke religion joke God parking driving Dislike Like You're a WHAT? A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a...
Living just outside Orlando, our viewing percentage was 93.59 for that 1970 eclipse. Which would have been pretty great, except the clouds stole the show. Couldn’t NASA do anything about this? For pity’s sake, they were 40 minutes due east. ...
(goes into raspy voice) “You Touch My Brain.” After they hear Dr. John sing it, I’m hoping they will go find the original. Dr. John just nailed that one. When we were looking at that song a voice just out of the clouds said “Dr. John, Al. Dr. John!” Who else could ...