Oh, and 3) under no circumstances should you stand up prior to wiping your crevasse. Doing so will result in an even messier cleanup (you barbarian). The colors make the whole experience much more exciting. I am still unsure as to whether or not the intended use of a squat toilet ...
Turns out, there are parents of young kids out there—real, living human beings—who can walk across their living room without dodging Lego pieces, or slipping on Hot Wheel cars, or wiping out on half-completed comic strip pages. There are family homes in which shoes are removed upon entry...