I walked home. Kevin accompanied me, he was speaking Spanish and clearly drunk, then he gave me his jacket because it was cold. Kevin is like the sweeeetest metalhead you could ever meet. The only problem is that he likes to fart on me and I wanna beat him up everytime he does ...
IcanreportTalkaboutyourfamilyrulesyouallhavetofollow.Discusswhatyouthinkabouttheserules.Chooseonemembertomakeareport.StructureReference(结构参考):Inmygroup,weallhavemanyrulesinlife.Wecan’t…when…Wemust…before…Wehaveto…Wecan’t…because….Butweallagreethatparentsmakerulestohelpus.It’sgoodforusto...
you lookin’ like a whole pixar animation come to life, with those eye poppin’ like anime sparkles and a smile brighter than a million youtube likes. your outfit? skibidi and ohio at max, straight outta a roblox fashion show, with drip so fire it could melt minecraft blocks, you got ...
You have to have a heart of steel to resist these masters of the beg, funny dogs who know precisely how to get what they want using all the techniques in their armory! From being the cutest dogs they can be to downright terrorizing their owners, these puppers have no sh...
he bleeds and has to recover. He’s been known to fart. One well-known private eye writer criticized me for having Heller take a bribe; another for Heller using a condom. Part of what I was up to with Nate Heller was to make him, on some level, a real guy – which is why he ...
Brain fart of the likes that would clear a room and create a hazmat situation. Four figures before the period... facepalm corrected ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 6 (6 / 0) Quote Report Upvote 6 (6 / 0) V Voldenuit Ars Tribunus...
She hasthis bizarre obsession with you. There are over a dozen tweets going back a decade on her Twitter mocking your music, your voice, all this stuff. Ah, good! Well, she’s one of the gang over there. Although Trump likes my music. He comes to all my shows. That’s why I wen...
From a thriller to a love story and all between you won't want to put this one down。 Talk about family drama。。 This one is full of that and more。 The characters, Olivia, her sister Lily, brother Lucas, parents Dwight and Charlotte, are about as messed us as a family can get。
Yes friends, there are times when I look back at the Holy Cow I Have A Lot Of Stories (HCIHALOS) and “recycle” one; so tonight I cheated and dug up one from 4 years before the day we’re having now. So to continue with the “I have no eye deer what to write” crackle ...
It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn't know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but 'Can April Fly Solo?' has become a meme of a meme and...