Bite my toenails, poison cats, mug cubscouts? I promise if you’ll have me I’ll give up these evil practices. Or most of em […] I had sexy dreams about you all night. I had sneaked you into my room (somewhere)
Anyway, it’s something I noticed one day and felt drawn toward, until my eyes gazed upward and read the Re/Max logo installed above, thick red and blue allcaps, with gallery lights above, aiming downward to keep the logo lit up at night. Then I became enraged, especially as I imagined...