When I attempted anal masturbation with my first ever sex toy, I got the vibrator stuck up my asshole and had to go to the emergency room.
It's hard to tell. With spit-up stuck to my unwashed-for-a-week hair, and my breasts hooked up to a pumping machine right out of some bovine horror movie, I'm not sure I blame him. He kept telling me that I was glowing, but I'm sure that's because I couldn't stop ...
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Taking it down low for a hot minute to remind everyone that California is a beautiful wasteland of famous people that are stuck in a prison of their own twisted troubles. BUT OH BABY IS THIS SONG SUH GOOD that I don’t even care about the dark contextual undertones. Good news for me,...
— the world just keeps hurling poop emojis at Eun-ha. Macaron Soft is actively preparing to throw Eun-ha under the bus because of Milk-Gate, and phase one of their plan is to “temporarily” shut down her account. When the office mean girl and ranking top dog KANG YE-NA (Song Seo...
“I have some cheese sticks and that’s about all but I’ll share!” She said, very sternly, “I thought my children were in here!” I paused, then said, “So does this mean you DON’T want to share snacks?” She glared. Okay then. I was stuck with my cheese sticks and too...
P PoopBO. Win User HELP!! My Lenovo laptop is stuck on boot menu with no options and when I tap enter or esc it glitches! WHAT DO I DO? HELP!! My Lenovo laptop is stuck on boot menu with no options and when I tap enter or esc it glitches! WHAT DO I DO?...
Phileas Fogg is a man who is very hard to please. For example, his servant loses his job because he brings Fogg some water to wash in that is 29°C instead of 30°C. Then Fogg has a new servant, Passepartout, and on Wednesday, 2nd October, 1872, they set off on the journey ...
One thing that really surprised me though: your poop hardly stinks haha! Just lovely.. Thank you so much for the note too Jess. You can count on me for being a regular. Addictive! One last query: can you please consider sending little chunks of your poop next time please? I really ...