Recently an email came through decrying that produce was grown in human poop and thatChinese suspend chicken wire crates over the fish ponds and the fish with their shit. While this sounds sensational, in truth, human manure was astandard farming nutrientprior to the flush toilet. ...
). I don’t have to announce to the whole house I just peed by flushing the toilet in the middle of the night, every time. Flushes are loud, they can wake kids up, they can disrupt sleep. It’s probably not standard in a bigger house because...
He has favorite signposts to pee on and even particular areas he prefers to poop, usually downhill, creating some sort of unnecessary hamstring challenge for me while I pick it up. His job on walks is to exercise and hunt down the most perfect place to poop. My job on walks is to exe...
I should have known that wouldn’t work. They slid off of my body and fell into the pool of water that rises every morning when I take a shower. Over time my lovely fallen hair clogs the drain and I wait until the water is ankle-high before I bother to use Draino on the obvious ...
(Lovenox, baby aspirin), the fact that I was pregnant, having chest pain, and had a high heart rate meant I couldn’ t leave until they could rule this out. Crying when you can’t breathe just makes things worse and the snot clogs up your oxygen tubes, but sometimes that is all ...