When my parents were away for a long weekend or if they were completely sick of me asking too many questions or getting my hands caught in the Sunbeam mix master (both hands, so I couldn’t reach the off switch), or dismantling my bedside lamp whilst it was still plugged in (that ide...
I mean, I’ll wear a full face of make-up and a ball gown, but you bet your bottom dollar I’ve been wearing no knickers for two days because I couldn’t be arsed GOING DOWNSTAIRS to put on a wash. It may feel like there is no point and I have to an extent had to trick my...
The three of us have some awkward exchange of money, when Brad sidles up next to the bar, where I explain that wait actually I would ordinarily be okay with putting down all the cash and being venmo-d or paid back, but I need to pay my dog walker the next day. Dylan heads off to...
Before staying at my first airbnb I was curious how toiletries work. I don’t know what the standard practice is, but in this case we were given towels, toilet paper, and bar soap, while there was no shampoo/conditioner/body wash. So we brought our own, and that worked out quite wel...