[LAUGHS] of the book. He's just really upset that he's dying because like he hasn't even been kissed yet, and they make all these kissing jokes in the book. But Jane gets married at her cousin's request only to find out that her new husband is a horse. He's an E∂ian. ...
Trevor Noah’s unlikely path from apartheid South Africa to the desk ofThe Daily Showbegan with a criminal act: his birth. Trevor was born to a white Swiss father and a black Xhosa mother at a time when such a union was punishable by five years in prison. Living proof of his parents’...
"Grab all your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's come home early!" The man looked out the window in alarm and protested: "That's insane! I can't jump out there! It's raining like crazy and I am naked!" "I don't care about that," ranted the now paranoid woman...
So whether you’re a 5th century woman trying to keep your husband alive, a 1960’s pacifist refusing to fight a war you don’t believe in, or simply someone like me, a 54-year-old woman trying to raise her consciousness, the important thing is nothowwe demonstrate love, just that we...
If you want to be a great agent, you got to put in the time. Yeah, well, I have other interests now that also require my time. You used to really want to be an agent. It’s all you ever talked about. Yeah, well, I also wanted to be Dora the Explorer. ...