8. - There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function. 所以进化论才会告诉我们,关心家人朋友是人类文明发展的必...
How come we ain't getting no rides? VOICE 'Cause you're doing it all wrong. Jay and Bob look behind them. There's a GUY hitching as well. GUY You gotta induce the drivers a little. JAY Like how? GUY Like this. The GUY holds out his sign to them. It reads: Will Give Head ...
REAL food. Like a poor beggar, I pleaded with the man to give me something – anything – left over from the day. I really didn’t care. No way did I want to cook up another sorry-ass Pasta Side meal that night, especially with it being the Fourth. He must have seen the desperat...
They Took My Thumbs The creators imagine the contractor in charge of building those awesome Indiana Jones temples, Jason Voorhees gets ready for Friday the 13th, witness another death of another salesman and what might happen when the Justice League of America suffers through "Bring a Sidekick to...
Now, I don’t believe that Helen sees anything, but being the kind of gal who likes to be encouraging and respectful to fellow residents, I give her my full attention (while licking the cream off the plate). REALLY? Are you hearing voices or is it more like.. a hunch? That’s ...
I realized that I was busted in this lie when he saw me heading down to the beach a little while later (and clearly not packing)… ohhhh well! That night I enjoyed a final delicious meal at a local beach side restaurant, ironically cherishing the same solitude I had dreaded in my DC ...
I take a deep breath and proceed to tell him, first slowly, then progressively faster about the scene. Like a busted dam, I can hardly hold back the rush of descriptors fumbling from my mouth: “Two women in a warehouse. One dangling from a harness. The other just below her. Both are...
There were some unreleased episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that were planned in each season. NOTE: Please do not make fan fictions out of these episodes! (Note: From the May 19, 2009 mini-bible.) There has been a strange figure appearing
Damn, It’s a Dam! With my caffeine need satisfied, it was time for wandering aimlessly through the countryside. We found a place called Buda, a town called Dripping Springs, and made our way to Lakeway, which I kept calling “Lake-Away” for some reason. Why the driving tour? To se...
I’ve attempted to build community around my business on a number of occasions, but every time I try, the energy drains out of me faster than water out of a busted dam. It’s deeply frustrating. Because even though I’m an extrovert, and even though there’s a part of me that wishe...