When we eat too fast we get gassy and burp Our farts smell terrible Neither of us can stand the cold (but we do have purple jackets to stay warm) We’re not huge fans of vegetables. Apologies in advance if I become an insufferable dog person! My neighbor Richie has cancer, gives no ...
But they went. And they stayed. And I went home with a blank stare and tears running down my face. I would sit in vigil for 6 hours wondering and worrying and hoping. Maybe they would be scared of their teachers, maybe the kid next to them would smell funny and they wouldn’t be ...
He says “What do you think about this fragrence?” I turn to my right and am face to butt with his arse. I’m momentarily confused until he farts in my face as I open my mouth to say thank you. He runs away before I can kill him. UPDATE – Stupid Alan convinced me to try a...
Imagining the inside of the engine compartment while she goes on and on about her son’s terrible wife, I seek a way to stop the car safely. Just have to lock something up in here to make this whole mess come to an end. There. Got it. I activate the brakes and turn off the igni...
Jay bends down to pull up his pants and FARTS. Silent Bob cracks up. The Cop grabs them both, leading them toward the car. COP Let's take a ride down to the station. JAY What? It's suddenly a crime to fart, motherfucker?! EXT. BRODIE BRUCE'S SECRET STASH COMIC BOOK STORE--DAY...
Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve walked to the kitchen and started putting dishes away because I had to let out a quick fart, and I’ve even impressed myself in the morning with some of the longest farts I’ve ever heard. (My youngest son would be so surprised). I remember years ...
–This is most definitely a guy’s sport. Not that it wasn’t expected. I spend a LOT of time hanging with a bunch of dudes. Farts, burps and snot rockets are all the rage. It’s nice and all, and they have all been very respectful of the female folk, and have certainly offered...
This is kinda light hearted but also really annoying and gross, but tonight's really annoyed me as it's the third time now and I want to say usually farts and bodily fluids don't bother me BUT :- I am heavily pregnant, 38 weeks and 5 days and my husband has come into the bathroom...
Likemost old farts, I have multiple topics that I could bitch and moan about, but I’m going to tack my ship of rants in a different wind for a change and share a fond memory from 1967. You see, once upon a time a zillion years ago, during the summer between my freshman and soph...
I started laughing uncontrollably at the thought of her next door with her nose scrunched up like ‘what the *** is wrong with her’. Of course, my laughing caused me to fart more. I **c***g lost it. Here’s my neighbor, who I hate, listening to me cackle at my own farts. ...