When we eat too fast we get gassy and burp Our farts smell terrible Neither of us can stand the cold (but we do have purple jackets to stay warm) We’re not huge fans of vegetables. Apologies in advance if I become an insufferable dog person! My neighbor Richie has cancer, gives no ...
Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve walked to the kitchen and started putting dishes away because I had to let out a quick fart, and I’ve even impressed myself in the morning with some of the longest farts I’ve ever heard. (My youngest son would be so surprised). I remember years ...
But they went. And they stayed. And I went home with a blank stare and tears running down my face. I would sit in vigil for 6 hours wondering and worrying and hoping. Maybe they would be scared of their teachers, maybe the kid next to them would smell funny and they wouldn’t be ...
He says “What do you think about this fragrence?” I turn to my right and am face to butt with his arse. I’m momentarily confused until he farts in my face as I open my mouth to say thank you. He runs away before I can kill him. UPDATE – Stupid Alan convinced me to try a...
–This is most definitely a guy’s sport. Not that it wasn’t expected. I spend a LOT of time hanging with a bunch of dudes. Farts, burps and snot rockets are all the rage. It’s nice and all, and they have all been very respectful of the female folk, and have certainly offered...
The killing of any human being is terrible, but the retaliatory killings of police in Dallas could have been prevented. Not by expecting minority communities to stomach further and unending extrajudicial assassinations, but by having police curb their racism and use of lethal force. Or of course...
I’m feeling very happy. It’s a great day. We exit to a chorus of farts from the surrounding rooms. Next week – a mammogram. I hope they don’t drop the machine on me like the last time fourteen years ago. I invited Bob Moulesong to join us and talk about his adventures in ...
It smells like dog farts (seriously and literally - my flatulent pit bull was the perfect prep, and it kind of made me homesick), and tastes like diluted dog farts (see above), but the whole screaming and puking thing is a bit much. The video my wife took of me trying it is ...
This page contains links to all of my book reviews to date. Within each category, books are sorted by the author's name, to make it easy to find particular books. Picture Books and Board Books Diane Adams (ill. Nancy Hayashi):...
Because we all know males laugh at very simple things……..a stand out of those simple things is of course, farts. When my son received this book for his second birthday, my husband read the book before my son actually did. The chuckles and laughs were heard from afar. So of course...