When we eat too fast we get gassy and burp Our farts smell terrible Neither of us can stand the cold (but we do have purple jackets to stay warm) We’re not huge fans of vegetables. Apologies in advance if I become an insufferable dog person! My neighbor Richie has cancer, gives no ...
UPDATE – Stupid Alan convinced me to try and make a little video blog out of my life so we tried filming this entry. Alan is a sucky director and entirely unprepared. He rented cheap equipment and the sound was horrible. He thought it would be authentic if we cast Alex as Alex, but ...
I was so bloated and gassy by about 2pm that I couldn’t eat dinner. And so the cycle began. Snacking on horrible chips at night because I couldn’t “stomach” a full dinner. Waking in the morning famished and ready to eat the heaven on earth bowl of goodness I desired so much. B...
I have been struggling to be able to put into words what I have been thinking about and feeling since the horrible death of George Floyd. What makes it so hard is there is no single emotion — it’s a tangled mess of them. Anger. Sadness. Shame. The other day, First Born was looki...
swollen body. I took Xanax and Tyenol with codeine and wondered if my husband noticed or was concerned about the explosive gas booming from my readjusted innards. His wife with a hot new rack now just had horrible farts. I was just a giant helium balloon with liquid bags attached undernea...
“Horrible first name with which my mother saddled me, we need you to come in for some further tests. The doctor isn’t comfortable with what he’s seeing and would like more. Say tomorrow?” This is not good. *** “Don’t drop the machine on me.” ...
(and farts) can literally clear a room. This is caused by bacteria that is present in our waste. The odor however is exacerbated by our diets. The worse our diets, the worse the smell. What we put into ourselves, the things we ingest, will literally show their true colors AND smell ...
finally making the rookie mistake to try and get an hour of sleep before we land. Oof. I awoke bleary eyed and confused to go into one of the most horrible customs experiences I have ever had in Europe. We were queued up hundreds of people deep with two customs agents to process the ...
Despite these feelings of “don’t go out there today,” I mustered up the strength to strap on Little Stinky (my pack – she don’t always smell so good, you see) and began to march one foot in front of the other, out the door and down the street to the trailhead. ...
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