Why do my husband's farts smell so bad? Foods with high sulfur composition, such as red meat, milk, or plant-based proteins, are the culprits of producing the foul odor. When we feed the bacteria in our gut high-protein foods, they produce a sulfur gas, which makes your farts noxious...
So yesterday I took a nap. Yep. Just a greasy-haired-I’m-exhausted-the-voices-are-loud-I-simply-cannot-do-all-of-the-things-nap. And then I woke up, a little rested and a little more hopeful and feeling fairly ok for 23 seconds about my self-care routine. Then, Piper showed me...
Jay bends down to pull up his pants and FARTS. Silent Bob cracks up. The Cop grabs them both, leading them toward the car. COP Let's take a ride down to the station. JAY What? It's suddenly a crime to fart, motherfucker?! EXT. BRODIE BRUCE'S SECRET STASH COMIC BOOK STORE--DAY...
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Our farts smell terrible Neither of us can stand the cold (but we do have purple jackets to stay warm) We’re not huge fans of vegetables. Apologies in advance if I become an insufferable dog person! My neighbor Richie has cancer, gives no fucks ...
The things that these boys have got up to have been nothing short of entertaining and on occasions, embarrassing – involving snot, farts, belches and lots of mutual humping of each others heads. Vader like many boxers, is often misunderstood by other breeds of dog and because of his snub ...
HAL has a reputation for having ‘more mature’ passengers (i.e. old farts) cruise with them. They don’t have waterparks or bungie jumping or rollercoasters or zip lines on them. There’s no karaoke (that I knew of) or drinking contests or naked pool parties (I may have made that...
No, underarm farts are not an impressive party trick. Why do we panic when our phones fall but laugh when our friends do? Why do we remember all the things we forgot to do once we are in bed? Stop telling people that your baby is 28 months old!
While many articles have addressed the expected gridlock on local roads, one story had an even more pressing concern, especially for us old farts, “What we’re worried about is … there won’t be a place to go to the bathroom.” “Andrew Fraknoi is an eclipse expert, has a plan for...
I turn to my right and am face to butt with his arse. I’m momentarily confused until he farts in my face as I open my mouth to say thank you. He runs away before I can kill him. UPDATE – Stupid Alan convinced me to try and make a little video blog out of my life so we ...