In fact, Barnum has been living up to his full Bouvier des Flandres potential as a service/hindrance dog: he broke my computer. I have an all-in-one computer, which is basically like a screen with no tower. The CD/DVD disc tray slides out of the side. The computer lives on my ...
His childhood dog, Total Loser, was struck by lightning then run over by a steamroller He climbed Pike’s Peak, fell off, climbed again, fell off again, then ate a burrito His love of money is surpassed only by his love of playing Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots He once shackled his chil...
a dog with a history of dog fighting and a tick infestation so bad, his ear canals had to be shortened rendering him a trifle deaf. He had been boarded there for quite some time before I arrived, and looked fairly miserable; so much so, that I hadn’t even noticed him on my first...
We all make choices about what is important to us. We have to or else we’d go broke trying to fix everything. (At least I would). So we do what we can with what we have and make the best of our lives. That’s human and admirable and obvious and great. But plenty of times ...
When I finally told my parents that “my boyfriend had gotten me a dog for Valentine’s Day” my father responded how I expected, “I didn’t say I would put a dog through college.” So there I was with a ton of new bills and responsibility at 20 years old. After waking up at ...
54. The Queen also introduced a new breed of dog known as the dorgi when one of her corgis was mated with a dachshund named Pipkin which belonged to Princess Margaret. 55. The Queen and duke have been married for 64 years. They were married on November 20, 1947 in Westminster Abbey....
I just hope the toenail clippings weren’t part of a limited edition. Reply 1537 February 16, 2017 at 9:42 pm Cheers Rich. It is a really good LP, loads of great musical moments on it. If you can’t find one with the toenail clippings I’d be happy to donate some of my own....
12."A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching." 13."Remember this: you're just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, remember that it's not." 14."Yo...
fingernails. Which I think is impossible. But so far so good. I'm just worried that it could get out of hand like my friends father. He bit his nails all the way until it was just half a fingernail. I'm worried I might end up like that and I really don't want to. Please ...