But it doesn’t work, and all of a sudden this room full of people is staring at you blankly, and a teacher is telling you, in front of everyone, that what you are doing is not working, and you experience a strange kind of black hole that you didn’t know existed in your mind. ...
"Got it," said Hagrid at last, holding up a tiny golden key. The goblin looked at it closely. "That seems to be in order." "An' I've also got a letter here from Professor Dumbledore," said Hagrid importantly, throwing out his chest. "It's about the YouKnow-What in vault seven...
I turned my back to run up the stairs to get his leash in case we needed to make a hasty retreat. In the time it took me to grab it, and run back down to the yard, crows were screaming bloody murder, and he had one dead on the ground! Since TBG was still in AK at that ...
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The only fly in the ointment is that we cut through a water line in the first two feet of trenching and flooded the whole yard, including the trench as I dug. Ain't that the way it always goes? The trencher was throwing up a rooster tail of mud as I went that got all over the...
Outside it is a quiet morning in Ojai, California. In the studio, amid incredible clutter, an ANCIENT WOMAN is throwing a pot on a potter's wheel. The liquid red clay covers her hands... hands that are gnarled and age-spotted, but still surprisingly strong and supple. A woman in her...
The flavour was really very good. If I closed my eyes while eating and drowned out the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills on the TV, my cat meowing and the ping-ping-ping of my work-from-home e-mail, I could just have been in a real Indian restaurant enjoying Butter Chicken. The tast...
When in doubt, just insert yourself into your family’s plans and make them take you on a virtual journey throughout their day. Obviously, waking up and opening presents is still the most fun part of the day. Adults try and pretend it’s not, but it totally is (have youseenthose Kay...
The poop was so explosive she could hear it threw the door and thought I was throwing up. I got to go home that day :) Vote:Yeah! You Shit the *Shit* out of yourself! 1456 Not So Much 1167 Submitted by Poopy123! (Some City, Some State) on 10.26.16 I was sitting on my ...
Exuberant children scooped up the saucy little “Os” as the catchy jingle, “The neat little pasta you can eat with a spoon. Uh-oh! SpaghettiO’s” played in the background. Campbell’s was catfishing. They drew youngsters like me in, hook, line and sinker. “Can I have Spaghetti-...