I was at home, had a massive urge to shit but I had peed 2 minutes ago and when you dont pee and poop, your butthole hurts. Anyway, I had to poop so I went and unloaded the biggest fucking dump I've ever had. Thick mother fucking diarrhoea. Nearly fainted. (Full Story) Vote:...
Just remember that after eating, you wipe your mouth very carefully, then wipe it one more time…front to back. Ingredients include ‘traces of nuts and milk protein’… and probably corn. If you don’t buy ’em, you’re a butthole bigot. But in all fairness, it probably tastes like ...