Get Rid of Dunce (And Fast). Parody song lyrics for the song Monster Mash by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett
Soon, elsewhere in this castle where the narrator’s lab is located, the vampires begin doing the Monster Mash. They’re joined by Wolfman, Dracula, and his son (who is Dracula’s large adult son? That is a question for another column). A band joins, along with t...