Monday Funny Quotes Starting your Monday with a smile can make the whole week better! Monday funny quotes are here to make you laugh and forget the Monday blues. These quotes are perfect for sharing with your friends to bring some cheer. Pair them with morning sayings to brighten up your ...
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.”– Germany Kent “Sunday morning my head is bad. But it’s worth all the times I had. But I’ve got to go and get some rest. For Mon...
See also Funny Marriage Quotes & Sayings | Married Life Comedy Sarcastic Monday QuotesDear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a ...
“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.“ –Groucho ...
Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work. Unknown If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a...
235. “What about Monday? That could be the one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes.”– Kevin Dalton 236. “Monday morning you sure look fine.”— Lindsey Buckingham 237. “It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day....
1. How was Audrey’s shopping trip in the morning? A.It was hard.B.It was short.C.It was funny.D.It was unforgettable. 2. How did Audrey feel when the cake was ready? A.Tired.B.Hungry.C.Worried.D.Pleased. 3. What did Audrey learn from her experience?
” Soyougobackatseventhateveningandshe'sgotherfaceonandhalfasnoot- full. “Geeze,I'msorry!”shesays.Yougetthequickimpressionthatshemusthavea hellofagoodfoundationupthere,becauseyoucouldn'tseethosethingsthat morning.“You'retoolate.You'llhavetocomebacknextMonday.” Yougiveherabigsmile,callherabitch...