I hope these picks bring a big smile to the littlest people in your life! (I know my nephews will be quite excited.) This is by no means a comprehensive list. But it is a list of some of the most original, interactive titles of the year, including those with extra-special gift ...
Mommy Johanna runs the bath water warm to make it comfortable for you. It’s time to get clean since you’ve been out playing all day long and you can’t go to bed with all that dirt and grime on you. I call you into the bathroom and you come running. Nothing is better than get...
Keeping you chaste is no small responsibility and I take it very seriously. You will not be allowed any lascivious behavior on my watch! I am the key holder of many chastity cages. I offer this service locally and long distance. If you find yourself spending too much time fiddling with ...
Honey, mommy doesn’t like seeing all those OTHER women on your computer. I’m not really the jealous type but… I’m going to just hit the Delete key and show you… why you’ll never want to look at that nasty porn again. Loot at me, honey. Look at your mother. Look closely a...
Also, why even give them legs? Just lop off the limbs and make a big person tube. It’s probably for the aesthetic… Duh. Human centipede. Not human poop worm. If you rape one centipede participant are the others raped by proxy? I don’t know… there probably aren’t any laws on...
Total alienation; mother is a frightening icon of authority Nothing will ever be big enough No one should be blamed. That's the way it is. The relationship depends on so many levels. However, it is most often dictated by the parents and their attitude in the education of their children,...
30 minute or more production. I used to get frustrated that we had many other things to do and this was holding us up but now I have nothing but time, and creativity is a premium, so now we swim, swashbuckle, bounce, pillow fight, and hide under the sheets for as long as he ...
As you know, I like to use every opportunity I can as a teachable moment, so Daddy’s “habit” was turned into a quick lesson on sunflowers. We’ve been growing sunflowers but the big buggers take a long time to grow… We decided online research was our best way to learn quickly!
The way I dress, low cut shirts that show off my big titties, tight dresses and skirts that show off my ass, legs and curves, the way I talk to other men right in front of you, flirting, teasing, such a slutty mommy. When I am in the shower, slippery soapy hands all over my ...
but we're happy to report that the absorbency is definitely impressive. We wouldn't suggest anywhere near that long in a wet diaper, to prevent diaper rash, but we were definitely impressed that we could keep it on (and sagging and full) for nearly all day without any leaks. Speaking of...