Zeppelin’s one-hitter wonder costs a mere $6.00 – and you can even make 5 automatic, interest-free payments of $1.20; they’re practically giving it away, like the weedy tchotchkes that come in a Hippy Butler or some other monthly ganja goody box subscription - they’re not giving it...
a one-hitter, and a bubbler (once you've added water) all in one. The glass is even wrapped in aircraft-grade aluminum for durability, and it's really easy to take apart, which makes cleaning less of a chore.
One option is to get a great grinder, good rolling papers, and a beautiful rolling tray, so you can get that old-fashioned feel without committing to something as intense as a blunt or bong. But even that can be too much ritual for some. Still, there's no way you're gonna start ...