There aren’t enough negative adjectives to describe that orange tub of rancid lard. 97 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light)) May 17, 2020 • 11:40:01pmreplyquote down 2 up report re: #23 Patricia Kayden I knew that Donald Trump becoming President would be a disaster, b...
One year I bought my cousin Pat’s old orange skateboard off him for $10. It was called a Variflex, or something like that. Pat had graduated on to another board and I couldn’t even do an ollie yet, but I went with him to skateboard around the campground. We ended up in a cove...
Liberal parents have children who wander into their grade one class wearing orange track pants, a lacy purple top, and mismatched shoes (one’s bright red). The parent with the child shrugs and says, “At least they stand out in the crowd.” The conservative parent’s child is well dress...