Meet the Editor This is who reads all your jokes! Bridget Dubin Bridget Dubin is a writer, performer, and alleged funny person based in Chicago. Before a wizard turned them into a human cursed with the burden of living in late-stage capitalism, they were a big ol grizzly bear eating fres...
the TV station to find out how to get this water.Many April Fool's jokes may end up being not very许多愚人节玩笑结局并非十分好funny. A famous TV star once invited his girlfriend玩。一位著名的电视明星曾经在愚人onto his show on Aprl Fools Day. He asked her to节那天邀请她的女朋友参加...
He jokes in an interview forInterviewthat he went to vote once, but didn’t know whom to vote for. He also claimed to be a virgin. Whether any of this is true (Warhol employees have stated that he often would bribe them with time off if they voted democratically and his medical record...
Moffat, a fat, jolly old lady, who took as great a fancy to Meg as her daughter had done. Everyone petted her, and “Daisey”, as they called her, was in a fair way to have her head turned. When the evening for the small party came, she found that the poplin wouldn’t do ...
I contrived to remind them that I was old enough to be Susan’s father, in a manner which put an end to their jokes; and I was pleased to hear, when I next went to the lodge, that Mrs. Rymer had been wise enough to keep these facetious gentlemen at their proper distance The day...
Mr. Moffat was a fat, jolly old gentleman, who knew her father, and Mrs. Moffat, a fat, jolly old lady, who took as great a fancy to Meg as her daughter had done. Everyone petted her, and ‘Daisey’, as they called her, was in a fair way to have her head turned. When the...
I helped her order an incredibly gaudy little tree that cost a ridiculous amount of money from one of her old lady catalogs, and when it arrived, I helped her set up the table and put together the tree. (Then, when she told my cousin’s wife Lynda on speaker phone that she’d put...
Jokes that either have animals or are about animals. Sort ByNew Very Bad Little Parrots A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired...
Gallus is a male griffon and one of the Young Six[2][3][4] who first appears in season eight of the show as a student at Twilight Sparkle's School of Friendship. In the series finale The Last Problem, he is captain of the Canterlot royal guard years in t
The younger men quiz him, it seems, call him Old Fritz, Lager Beer, Ursa Major, and make all manner of jokes on his name. But he enjoys it like a boy, Mrs. Kirke says, and takes it so good-naturedly that they all like him in spite of his foreign ways. The maiden lady is a ...