On the morning of March 23, 1889, at the port of La Havre, Francesca and her daughters ascended the gangplank of the old French liner, Bourgogne (Burg-O-nya). As soon as the ship set sail, however, her daughters began to succumb to seasickness, one by one. Panic-stricken, they fled...
You'd be theChevy Chasecirca the late-'70s of your social circle—the one who can be counted on to say the perfect thing at the perfect time. If you want that dream to become a reality, read on. We've collected 125 clever, silly, andfunny one-linersfor you to keep in your back...
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only one with anything interesting to say. My parents told me not to talk to strangers, but I’ll make an exception for you. ...
Test of our Trust and Faith in the Divine: Even though we say that we want to do God’s will and don’t want any goal that is not in our best interest or for the highest good of all concerned, it’s human nature to hope deep-down that God’s will is the same as our own. S...
Phrases like “the woman must adjust in her marital setup”, “one has to compromise in order to maintain peace”, “it’s alright, it happens”, and “big deal, you aren’t the only one” very often comes from the people you know from up close. But then, do you really know them...
These shirts are perfect for adding a fun twist to your daily outfits, giving you the confidence to show off your unique style while making others laugh. Whether you’re looking for witty one-liners or bold graphics, funny shirts for men offer a versatile option for any casual occasion. ...
One thing greater than his generosity was his sense of humor. He was a born entertainer, always sharing new jokes and clever one-liners. It’s impossible to fully convey just how hilarious Steve was. I’ll never forget the time that we bought him a special pillow that he wanted for his...
the hecklers were waiting. My father was never one to shy away from a wisecrack. But in those moments, even when the one-liners were flying from the deck and from the 10 others waiting to putt, he was quiet. I always knew just how hard he was rooting, quietly hoping his son -...
No one is saying these actors don’t have chops. It’s just that audiences want to see Morgan Freeman doing Morgan Freeman. Let Walken be Walken. Jared Leto may have the time to live as his character for months on end, but Bruce Willis has sh*t t...
How to conquer life's obstacles one bargain at a time! In Memory of My Grandma or: LIFE’S SHORT: EAT THE PIE (Grandma Beck and me adoring one another. It never faded.) On Thanksgiving Day, 2013, my maternal grandmother, Wanna Lillian Nester (known to everyone as Beck), slipped away...