I’d send jokes or the latest memes because I know how somber and dreadfully serious everything can be on a mission. But now that he’s coming back I’ve been dreading the same sort of snubbing at homecoming events that I experienced when he left. So, I’ve decided that instead of ...
So, if I had to buy only one thing, Mathusee is what I would buy. I could rely on a library card for everything else, IF I had to. Notice I said “if.” That’s a big if. I’m glad I don’t have to, but I could if I had to. Once upon a time many years ago with ...
9. Adding me to your joke list.You don’t know the editor. The editor is not your friend. The editor gets enough e-mail already. Do NOT send the editor jokes or sentimental e-mail spam. Don’t send them to me either. 10. Did not vote for yourself.The whole reason I gave you T...
Tell a few jokes, Oaks It's plain as can be Don't lie for the Lord, Gord Don't sit in your ward bored Just try to avoid Boyd And get yourself free Abuse the Right (Tune: "Choose the Right" created by cricket - 6/2000) Abuse your brain when any choice is placed before you Th...
He liked to draw more than tell jokes or play kickball. He didn’t talk to his neighbor during lessons. He hardly ever raised his hand, but he always focused on everything Kayley said and followed instructions perfectly. It was one of the injustices of education that most of Kayley’s ...
While attending high school, he helped his parents run a Chinese restaurant in Sacramento, California, and while there he often entertained customers with jokes. After high school he began using the name Pat, a nickname given to him in the hospital by a Roman Catholic priest. Stand-up comedy...
No wonder there are so many mother-in-law jokes! In most cases it usually is possible to have a wonderful relationship with your in-laws-if you work hard enough at it. However, it often takes a lot of dedicated effort, sometimes for years. Just as in achieving a perfect marriage, ...
You are troubled by bad thoughts when you read a certain book.You could make a list on the chalkboard of other temptations, such as gossiping, looking at vulgar magazines, using bad language, dressing immodestly, watching inappropriate movies or television shows, telling unclean jokes or stories,...
Even so, he said things as jokes, as opinions, things that had nothing to do with religion, salvation, or anything of note. He was a man with feelings, opinions, weaknesses, and all other strengths and weaknesses of any man. But when he was elevated by the Spirit, he wa...