“Bishop, my food storage is three bags of chocolate chips and a package of Cheetos.” “And a ten-pack of Dr. Pepper.” Dave met her glare with a grin. “Anyway,” Erin persisted, “you can’t call a Relief Society president with no food storage.” The bishop smiled. “Sure I c...
I left them in a bowl with a sign that said, “Please take one.” I let my two teen children leave the home to go hang out with friends. Then my husband and I went to a Veggie Gal party at girlfriend Shauna’s home. We had super yummy food and conversation. I aspire to someda...
Dish: 1. To give food instead of actual love and support in times of need or grief; 2. to attempt to lure inactives, apostates and fauxriends into the church with food. Dishop: The central repository of gossip in a Mormon ward. ...
Letters of rejection became a way of life for me, and I eventually gave up saving them because I ran out of storage space. But with my eleventh novel, the result took a pleasant turn. It came about in this manner. One day my wife and I took our parents on a day outing to a ...
It goes on from there and includes a link to their website that features a company that builds barns and storage sheds. I did a search on my site for “zombie” and really, there’s not much there. And none of them are me writing about zombies. ...
For those who remained after the interventions, he conducted a trial, with one elf as the prosecution and one as the defense. Every year they had managed to shrink the last list considerably by the middle of February, but he had not expected this. A single name. “Dallin J. Snark,” ...