Advertisement - Continue Reading Below Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Year 150 Funny Jokes for Kids That You'll Laugh at Too Dad Jokes to Keep the Whole Family Laughing 105 Best Riddles to Bond Over With Your Kids 140 Christmas Puns for All the Holiday Giggles ...
Christine marries Erik and they have happy babies and no-one ever tells her the truth (and she never wakes up as I expected and realises that she is being hypnotised; apparently we are supposed to assume that she really does fall in love with him when they start frantically kissing halfwa...
They wouldn’t show it in trailers or stills and in the opening scene, Longlegs himself makes a meta-reference to both his name and his unseen face, implying his leg are too long and his face is out of the frame of the movie he doesn’t know he’s in. What? And when they finall...
72. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”- Unknown 73. “If you want tochange the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married you can’t even change the TV Channel.”– Unknown 74. “When one door clo...
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”—Harlan Ellison “Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.”—Dorothy Parker “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”—Dalai Lama ...
Funny movies fall into the comedy genre and are any movie that bringshumor and laughter. While you may think of a funny movie as solely acomedy, they can alsobe romanticcomedies, action comedies, horror comedies, and even drama comedies. ...
I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. ~ Mark Twain Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. ~ Mark Twain I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wanted – otherwise I am ...
It will fall in certain suburbs first but it will roll its way through all the postcodes eventually The rain does not care if you are a child or a grandparent Whether you are at the start of your journey or near its end It does not look at your uniform, it will fall on your scrub...
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! What bow can’t be tied? A rainbow! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Hermione: “I am not adding to your work. All I am saying is that if you are going to interrupt what you are doing to talk to Storm Trooper, it seems just as easy and more efficient to talk to me about my project. I can hear you anyway.” ...