It’s an unspoken law of homoerotic wrestling that any hunk who takes the time to dig out a wedgie in order to cover his ass back up deserves not just to lose, but to be viciously, erotically, totally humiliated. Kid K knows the rules, and he’s more than happy to be the enforcer,...
Given that there were so many great games during the NES’ heyday, it’s hard for me to comprehend howKid Icarusgets quite a bit of love. Sure, it’s never received the praise of actual classics likeSuper Mario Bros. 3orThe Legend of Zelda, but for a game that goes out of its wa...
Maybe you should have some device where the kid gets a bit of an electric shock if they try and open it, and it hasn’t been purchased yet. Not like massive electric shock, but one that gives them the lesson that you don’t touch shit that doesn’t belong to you, or that Mummy h...