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This time, he stayed and helped them in order to repay them. When he got home, he said sorry to his father for not finding the treasure. "There wasn't any treasure in the very first place, my son," the father answered with a smile. "But I think you have found your life's true...
139 The problem with computers is that they do what you tell them to do, not what you want them to do. It's like having a mechanical monkey with a shotgun: it will do what you programmed it to do, but it may not be what you really desired. 计算机的问题在于它们只会做你告诉它们做...
With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said: “Hello, is Melvin there?” The man answered: “There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don’t you learn to look up numbers before you dial.”“See,” ...
47. Actuaries are very good at numbers – so good they even do sex by numbers. They know 156 different sexual positions. They just don’t know anyone who wants to have sex with them. (Submitted by Colin Priest) 48.The oldest profession ...
When under the Tudors, a dynasty with a Welsh name and a tinge of Welsh descent, Wales was merged with England both legally and politically by the Act of Union of 1536, the Welsh became England's oldest and most prominent ethnic minority and significant numbers of them migrated from their ...
(Because they eat what bugs them!) What did one frog say to the other?(Time's sure fun when you're having flies!) What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?(A croaker spaniel!) Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?(In the croakroom!) What do you call a ...
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the United Auto Workers Local 652 in Lansing, played for a crowd of Michigan auto workers remarks Donald Trump made earlier this week at the Economic Club of Chicago, in which he said auto factories “don’t build cars” but instead “take them out of a box, and they...