This time, he stayed and helped them in order to repay them. When he got home, he said sorry to his father for not finding the treasure. "There wasn't any treasure in the very first place, my son," the father answered with a smile. "But I think you have found your life's true...
(Because they eat what bugs them!) What did one frog say to the other?(Time's sure fun when you're having flies!) What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?(A croaker spaniel!) Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?(In the croakroom!) What do you call a ...
computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded. 'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him. 'The numbers are the date of ou...
(If they dropped them, they'd break!) How do chickens bake a cake? (From scratch!) Why can't a rooster ever get rich? (Because he works for chicken feed!) What's the most musical part of a chicken? (The drumstick!) Why did the chicken go to the seance?
responsibility that is perhaps made light with these jokes. It is usually good humoured barbs directed towards either of them, which they generally laugh off. Here we have a list of desi jokes on husbands and wives. Some jokes are also in hindi to cater to our very own Indian desi crowd...
Why are elves so good at math?They’re great with numbers—they have to count presents! What’s an elf’s favorite kind of pie?Mincemeat. Why don’t elves ever get lost?They always follow their “North Pole” compass. What’s an elf’s favorite food?Shortbread cookies. ...
bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help." "Sure it will," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers..." Peer_ 四年级 7 6 double-decker bus A blonde,...
As you start using them in your conversations with women, whether in text or person, you will see them pay more attention to you, engage with you, and start to really really like you. An Overreaction Sometimes, to be funny, all you need to do is react. ...
With a pair of Caesars! 42. Is there such thing as a sad math joke? Yes! Because they’ll never meet. 43. A little fashion and math humor. “I like your belt.” 44. Math can be strange. Numbers that can’t be divided by 2. ...
139 The problem with computers is that they do what you tell them to do, not what you want them to do. It's like having a mechanical monkey with a shotgun: it will do what you programmed it to do, but it may not be what you really desired. 计算机的问题在于它们只会做你告诉它们做...