127 - Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd...More ›› 128 - Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong...More ›› ...
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan! What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the...
As with many ancient cults, most of the Wiccan secrets were passed on by word of mouth. Then just when information started to be written down, witches were hunted down and killed, thus not much incentive for them to write things down. Indeed, the ‘t’ first appears in the word wiTch ...
What do you call jokes are simply the best jokes because they draw your audience in with a leading question, so you can wack them over their unsuspecting heads with a spectacular wisecrack. This brand of comedy is so approachable that you can use it in any occasion. Trending: Mantelligence...
47. Actuaries are very good at numbers – so good they even do sex by numbers. They know 156 different sexual positions. They just don’t know anyone who wants to have sex with them. (Submitted by Colin Priest) 48.The oldest profession ...
Take the heart-stopping songs “S’Wonderful”, “Funny Face”, and of course “My One and Only” from George and Ira Gershwin’s Funny Face, along with great numbers from several other Gershwin shows and joins them into a fun, frothy, and buoyant musical spoof about a barn-storming pilo...
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them! What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?Because it’s pointless! Why was the math book sad?It had too many problems! Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows ...
These funny jokes will have them belly-laughing for days Need a good joke when you’re in a pinch? We’ve got you covered with a joke of the day for almost a whole year, and most of them are original! These hilarious jokes for kids require little to no explanation from parents, but...
‘Yes, I know her, boyo,’ replied Martyn smiling. ‘She was very pretty. I took her out many a time. But you know, when things get a bit faded in Carmarthen we send them to London.’ Knitting Mrs Evans pulled Mrs Jones out of earshot of the front room, where Mrs. Jones’ love...
These funny jokes will have them belly-laughing for days Need a good joke when you’re in a pinch? We’ve got you covered with a joke of the day for almost a whole year, and most of them are original! These hilarious jokes for kids require little to no explanation from parents, but...