" he says. "I'm not gonna let you off so easy this time. Three times in the past few months we've run into one another, and every time I've told you the latest disaster in my life. Every time you say the same thing: 'Could have been worse.' This time, for God's sake, Ha...
Although knock-knock jokes are classics, sometimes it’s best to skip the setup and get right to the gag. It catches listeners off guard and is a great way to get a quick laugh. Some of the best jokes aren’t long or complicated at all. Sometimes the funniest jokes are as simple as...
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With a shock of lighting. The Old Man's Secret A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has a body of a forty year old ...
Elderly Mr. Jones isn't happy with his new chainsaw. He takes it to the hardware store. Jones: "I bought this chainsaw the other day, it's supposed to be able to cut four cords of wood a day, but no matter how hard I try, I can't cut more than a cord and a half. Somethi...
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Harris has long been a leading voice on reproductive rights for Democrats, and the party has filled this week’s convention with reminders of the election’s stakes two years after the Dobbs decision rocked the country. Lead Art: “I do believe that bad behavior should result in a ...